Gen Z dating apps need a crypto retirement fund option

So the kids are apparently planning for retirement before they even swipe right. Can't blame them—401ks won't cut it when inflation keeps eating your coffee money. But here's the thing: if you're Gen Z and you're not thinking about stacking sats while your date talks about their Roth IRA, you're missing the play.

I've been in this game since the crash in 2013, and let me tell you—my bag is bigger than my social life. BTC up 1.08% today, ETH up 0.91%, market deep in extreme fear at 15. That's literally the time to accumulate while your Bumble match is stressing about a 10% unemployment scenario they can't control.

BIP-110 only has 5 EH/s signaling right now—might see a fork drama before August. Meanwhile Fidelity's out here saying halvings haven't broken Bitcoin's security model. If you're dating someone who actually knows what a halving is, lock that down. Otherwise, just DCA and let the